HAIKUS: Belly Button Lint

Belly Button Lint
Wool knit with cotton fibers
Blanket for an ant

Belly Button Lint
More than often blue and gray
Grow me a t-shirt

Belly Button Lint
Hot Morning showers transform
Your fuzz to pudding

Belly Button Lint
Square and circle define where
Vitruvian Man

HAIKUS: Toe Jam Frenzy

Glorious Toe Jam
How does your morning fuzz ball
Ruin cuddle time?

Glorious Toe Jam
Your Disgusting funk down there
Is fun to pick at

Glorious Toe Jam
Comes from sweat and dirty socks
You're odorific

Glorious Toe Jam
Like dust bunnies under beds
collected from floors.