Glorious Toe Jam
How does your morning fuzz ball
Ruin cuddle time?
Glorious Toe Jam
Your Disgusting funk down there
Is fun to pick at
Glorious Toe Jam
Comes from sweat and dirty socks
You're odorific
Glorious Toe Jam
Like dust bunnies under beds
collected from floors.
Glorious Toe Jam!
ReplyDeleteYou gnarl the olfactory
senses of my love.